On the other side of Aliza’s near cancellation… it’s due time I tell you that I wrote this entire newsletter with a Ouija board. It took 36 hours and two Baja Blasts, but I can guarantee that there was nothing evil or demonic about it!
But if you want to really talk about a dark and twisted game, umm… Hungry Hungry Hippos?!??! What mortal crime did they commit to be sentenced to a purgatory of eating never ending plastic balls…their hunger never satiated… that insistent motor going around and around and around. That is straight from the bowels of hell.
In non-demonic news, this week Aliza was a guest on Staying Alive, a podcast hosted by two curious and sensitive men—and they are comedians? Suspicious! Aliza is wondering if the men are starting to catch on. I mean, we currently have the more male-identifying folks in our Constellation Club than ever before. Are the boys finally waking up to what the girls, gays, and theys have always known all along? We hope!
This upcoming Monday, October 20 is our big Coven Meeting for the New Moon in Libra! Believe it or not, it will be the first New Moon since eclipse season! (Yes we are still talking about eclipse season—we’re still recovering, honey!) This new moon is all about setting intentions, and will give us the opportunity to work with that gorgeous Venusian energy also known as love, $money$, beauty, and feeling your absolute best. Finally! Be sure to register now, because you won’t want to miss this Coven Meeting!!
xoxo your favorite secret Gemini
And now…for what’s in Aliza’s orbit this week…
…MIND…
“14 days until Halloween!”-Aliza
…BODY…
“I want to gatekeep because it’s my signature scent, but you deserve to know. It’s jammy rose—mysterious, sexy—and perfect for spooky season (aka every season when you’re a witch).” -Aliza
…SPIRIT…
“My spirit eyeshadow! It’s the only thing I use!”-Aliza
…HOME…
“lol”-Aliza