After Hours: Issue #24

not outdoorsy, outsidesy—please respect my culture!

Mar 13, 2026

For my fellow East Coast, Mid-Atlantic region baddies, we HAD WARM WEATHER this week and—for a brief moment—it’s truly fixed every. Single. One. Of Aliza’s problems!!! Turns out, all this Leo needed was a little sol on her cheeks to come back to life. Who knew?! (Uh… Aliza knew, that’s why she’s been miserable all winter.) Now if we could only steal some of that cold weather over here in LA…

We’re finally stepping out of the hellscape that was the eclipse portal, and things should start feeling a bit better now—and if not yet, then soon. Especially because JUPITER (who Aliza lovingly refers to as “casino daddy”) went DIRECT this week after being retrograde since November 11th, so whatever stalled out in the fall might be (slowly but surely) coming back around again. That’s exciting!!! Maybe I’ll finally pick back up 3 of the 20 hobbies I tried to start last year. I will knit dog clothes if it’s the last thing I do!!!

aliza, a few days ago, basking in the sunlight. note: aliza isn’t outdoorsy, but she is “outsidesy.” please respect it!!!!

In thrilling news, Aliza’s retreat is selling fast! As we mentioned last week this retreat is anchored around the rare Solar Eclipse in Leo happening in August, and we’ll be exploring themes of fate, destiny, and karma. Register NOW to make sure you get your 1st choice accommodations, or earn more about all the mystical activities and events we’ve got planned for this retreat here! We’re so excited :)

Next week we’ll be celebrating our FIRST NORMAL NEW MOON since Eclipse Season started, at our Coven Meeting on Wednesday, March 18 at 8PM EST (replays available). Aliza’s obsessed with it because it’s about possibilities and new beginnings, and it’s taking place RIGHT before Spring Equinox, so it’s basically a witch’s New Year’s Eve party (since Spring Equinox is the beginning of the new year—you get the vibe).

Aliza is forever annoyed at Pope Gregory who imposed his wacko Gregorian calendar on us all; the New Year is most certainly Spring Equinox! So sign up ASAP for the Coven Meeting here!

Anyway, hoping you all have a wonderful Friday. As for me, I’m trying to get in bed before sundown. Goodnight!